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~*Thoughts From an Onion*~
Its tough... to be an onion
Created on 2003-11-05 22:49:18 (#1440450), last updated 2009-12-05
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BioI am just meeh! thats all i can say. i like music, and i have a secret thing that i dunno y it pleases me so, only one person knows... heheh i don't like it when people disrespect me cuz it makes me want to hurt pple. n i dont like hurting pple....o yea and i love this prayer.
God,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 47% on Wednesdays, 16% on Thursdays, and 2% on Fridays. And help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, And it seems people are trying to upset me, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
And help me to remember that stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
Amen.
God,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 47% on Wednesdays, 16% on Thursdays, and 2% on Fridays. And help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, And it seems people are trying to upset me, That it takes 42 muscles to frown And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
And help me to remember that stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
Amen.
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